100 reasons not to go to the gym

1. I'm sore
2. I don't want to be sore
3. I think I hurt my ______, I probably shouldn't go
4. I was going to go but then _______ happened
5. I slept in 
6. My alarm didn't go off
7. I was binge watching Walking Dead
8. I was binge watching Lost 
9. I ran out of time
10. I need new shoes
11. My shoes make my feet hurt
12. I don't want to miss the game
13. I went yesterday
14. I'll start a routine on Monday
15. I'll start a routine on Tuesday
16. I'll start a routine on Wednesday
17. ______ is my day off
18. ______ asked me to go to lunch with him/her
19. Lunch in general
20. It's probably too busy now
21. Laundry day
22. I'll just do cardio
23. Facebook
24. Twitter
25. Instagram
26. Hulu Plus
27. HBO Go
28. WWE Network
29. YouTube
30. My friend is gonna let me borrow the P90 X videos soon
31. I don't like working out in the morning
32. I don't like working out in the afternoon
33. I don't like working out at night
34. I might fall on the treadmill and embarrass myself
35. I might not be able to lift as much as the rest of the guys in the gym 
36. I don't feel like it
37. I'm not 'feelin' it today
38. I'd rather smoke drugs
39. I told my girlfriend I'd meet up with her
40. I can't leave my dog
41. My Instagram is down so how would I take selfies? 
42. I have a ______ appointment 
43. I am going to start watching Breaking Bad soon
44. Did you go to the gym?
45. "So and so," might be there
46. I have a headache
47. I have a stomachache 
48. My dog has a headache
49. My dog has a stomachache 
50. There's no elliptical at the gym
51. I have too much homework
52. It's too hot
53. It's too cold
54. It's raining
55. It's snowing
56. It's hailing
57. There's a hurricane outside (this may be an acceptable reason to stay home) 
58. My Nike fuel band died and I don't want to not get those points
59. I never know what to do
60. I ran out of protein
61. I don't even have protein
62. I have to clean the house
63. I don't have a workout buddy 
64. There's an old-school Nickelodeon marathon on
65. Barney Stinson never goes to the gym?
66. I'm depressed
67. The gym is boring
68. I just don't have my playlist right
69. There's no good workout music these days
70. I don't have gas in my car
71. I might fart when I squat because I had Taco Bell last night
72. I have to go grocery shopping
73. I ran out of shampoo so I couldn't shower afterwords
74. I ran out of body wash so I couldn't shower afterwords
75. I don't want to shower twice today
76. I need to shave
77. Food cravings
78. I'd rather drink
79. There's no wifi in the gym
80. Your ex might be there
81. Ok so yah they live in a different state now BUT WHAT IF?
82. Your _____ is in town and you have to see them
83. I have to keep working on that presentation for school/work
84. I didn't get enough sleep
85. I don't want to work out on an empty stomach
86. I don't want to work out on a full stomach
87. It's too far
88. ______ won't pick me up to drive us there
89. Diarrhea 
90. I'm broke so I'm pissed and don't want to work out
91. It's a recession out here - gym memberships? Nah...
92. I did _____ so that's good enough
93. I didn't have the second cookie, so that's something
94. My mom called me (okay, that legitimately could keep you from the gym)
95. It's hopeless
96. I already listened to Tyga's mixtape so I can't
97. They don't have that machine I like
98. Sweat gives me acne 
99. I'm too busy writing this blog post 
100. I'll go tomorrow

Bonus Reasons: 

101. I'm hungover

102. I'm bulking up now

103. Donuts exist

104. Don't worry it's my New Year's resolution

105. It's summer!

106. It's winter

107. Yesterday was leg day