Top 10 Reasons I'm Lazy On Days I Have Nothing To Do

1. I can never pick the right team to use in dynasty mode in NBA 2k
2. YouTube
3. What's for lunch, breakfast, & dinner
4. Twitter
5. It's too late to do anything now
6. I deserve to rest, I work hard
7. I'll start working harder tomorrow/Monday
8. _________ game is on 
9. On demand cable
10. sleep

All these reasons are bull shit frankly. Life is too short to be wasted. I must improve in these areas.