Thursday, May 8, 2014

Wait What?

So this can happen now.

Wait what?

For the past two weeks I have been reliving my childhood dream of being the very best. Like no one ever was. The whole time catching them was my real test, but training was my cause. I traveled across the land, searching far and wide. All I ever wanted was to understand the power inside of each Pokemon.

Okay, so yah I'm a nerd for this, but who didn't play the Pokemon games as a kid, right?

I'm not 100% sure how "legal" this app is, so once I beat the Pokemon Elite Four I'll probably have to delete it.

It's been a while since I played and while I haven't beaten a game yet, I have remembered (the hard way in some cases) some of the major things not to do if you aspire to be the best.

  1. Don't avoid any trainers - or else you'll get to the Elite Four and your Pokemon won't be strong enough
  2. Finding HM surf and HM strength was sneaky tough in the Safari Zone
  3. Don't choose Bulbasaur as your starter Pokemon - side note: choosing Charizard is the wimpiest thing you can do, he's obviously the strongest, but Squirtle makes the game just tough enough 
  4. Catching a Pikachu is necessary in Viridian forest, but it takes a while
  5. Don't teach more then 1 HM move to your starter, you'll regret it later on
Well I'm out....probably to play Pokemon

But remember! 

Make sure you delete the app once you've beaten a game of your choice, because it will take over your life, and you can't let the ladies see you playing Pokemon on your phone now can you? 

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